May's Not Turning Out to be Smell the Roses Month. (Read it's sucked so far).

Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Well so far the month of May hasn't been all about April Showers bringing May Flowers.  Oh, sure, we had record breaking April Showers and beautiful May Flowers, but right now nobody wants to sniff the roses.

Allow me to explain.

• The Parents came back from their 3 1/2 year road trip.  Under the guise they were getting the house ready to either sell or rent.  Then they'd take off for another 2 or 3 years.  Except.....Mom's mom was diagnosed with some cancer and will be in surgery tomorrow morning.  Wish us all luck.  It's non invasive and has some big fancy scary word Mom can't remember, but it's supposed to be a full healthy recovery.  Boo on cancer!
• We've seen a lot of Dogster pals just deleting their accounts entirely.  This makes us sad because we can't read old diary entries or look at old pictures.  We have to find a new way to cyber stalk our pup pals.  I'm looking at you Zaidie! 
• Mom's WORK has become a 4 letter word and the only letter left is still the last one and still in the last place.  Like MUCK only a different letter used again.  BOL
• Mom's car overheated on the drive home and is now in the shop.
• Our feisty pal Coco Rose took her Hummer and drove across the big Rainbow Bridge.  We love her and miss her.  
• Mom is supposed to be on vacation up by the Canadian border in Birch Bay on vacation.  Except for points #1, #2 and mostly #3.

It makes me not want to deal with life right now.  Can you just take a number and I'll call back when ready?

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~

Hey everypup ~Scooter here~

Mom decided the weather was warm enough that we had to take a BATH.  Can you tell how thrilled I was?

Wait 30 minutes and I will fluff out to Mars.

I give it 4 seconds until I spot something to bark at up in the trees.

We thought we misplaced the garage kitteh today.  We hadn't seen her in 2 days, and you can't judge by the food being eaten.  Seems there are other garage kittehs that visit us and party it up while we are sleeping.  They play with the catnip balls, eat OUR dog food (kibble crumbs everywhere) and eat garage kitteh food.  Although to be honest we should call her laundry kitteh, because she actually does sleep in the house...now that she is older.

Then Lucy kitteh popped up dirty from underneath where I'm standing up on the deck.  At this side of the deck there is no crawl room to get out on that side, so she was out the other end of the deck.  Mom says she has a future project to shore up the other side so that no more critters can crawl under the deck.  She also says Lucy kitteh is in big trouble for worrying her for no reason.  I think Lucy kitteh did something rude, like turn around and shake her bootie for statement.

Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~