I have no idea why Mom spends money every month on a "security system" that could be better spent on SNACKS. After all she has the Papillon Pack™ to take care of any issues that need to be barked at.
For example, I was busy taking care of all this that was going on in the backyard.
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| EVIL NEMESIS SQUIRREL! |
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| HEY! Get off my wall! |
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| Don't leave peanuts in my yard!
However Mom says it looked more like this.
Of course we were on high alert for these guys when they stopped by.
    
Mom says it looked more like this.
Obviously when this guy was up to no good we alerted the world.
 
Only Mom said it looked more like this.
As you can tell there is no need for a fancy alarm system to be paid for each month. We're perfectly capable of guarding the goings on at the Papillon Pack™ household.
Sniff at ya later ~Scooter~
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